Random Rambling II

Bro: Dude.. wake up.. wake up dude...

Me: Whats wrong dude...wake me up  when Ayodhya verdict overs

Bro: forget Ayodhya verdict dude... there are so many issues kicking so much ass here... u need to wake up right now dude... i have got very serious message to share...

Me: Holy crap?? tell me in fast forward mode..

Bro: while u were in deep sleep, all-Indians from all over world cried “Curruption of Kalmadi” in a voice that would drown out a thousand Himesh Resmia's. Everyone was violently outraged, protests overheated on Kalmadi's facebook wall n the dust settled on PM's linkedin profile.

Me: dude dude... wait a minute.. this case has been discussed already...I was about to kick kalmadi’s ass.. but i heard his ass started shitting money these days. So i postponed the plan.

Bro: C’mon dude.. did you check the news, CWG games screwed up completely, the athletics venue ran out of time, football venue did not achieve its goals and archery venue did not meet the target.

Me: dont worry dude... we have alternate venues... football will b shifted to Ayodhya and shooting to Jama Masjid. By the way what the hell media doing?

Bro: dude.. have u seen peepli live?? Aamir khan being a tough competitor for us.. he presented media  in a ultimate sarcastic and more idiotic ways than us.

Me: Poor kid..leave him for the moment...you know dude, lot of violence is unjustifiable even in filmy life.  He's got emotional problems with Sharukh and ChUlbuLL Pandey man...  

Me: You suggest him  to try and use sarcasm on daily soaps and reality shows also. Lots of fun there.

Bro: What the hell man.. I am sure its conspiracy to steal sunshine in my life..total fun robbery is going to happen. After CWG and Ayodhya verdict my life will become boring.. i need something to show my outrage dude...

Me: this outraging is old shit dude...people outrage. people laugh at the outraged.  then people outrage at the people who laugh at the outraged. And then everyone forgets

Me: you dont worry, I guarantee you lot of fun through our spoiled brats... u dont worry about that... move on to an other message..

Bro: One of our crybaby  made a serious claim “Malaria through migrants”

Me: who?? that ponytail kid?? Arindam chaudary ?? is he still busy thinking beyond IIT's IIM's??

Bro: no dude... he is busy thinking beyond UGC. this is by ours truely “Manoos Kid”.

Me: Oh god...I don't even understand half the shit what he talks about.. anyway I dont deal with PMS issues...u just recommend that asshole for Nobel peace prize.

Bro: have u heard latest Commonwealth anthem...

Me: dude dude...Rehman is not in our “to be joked” list.. we cant b critical about him man... our bloody bollyhood doesnt have any superman or spiderman... we have just rehman ..respect him dude ..  by the way, why dont you show ur outrage on rehman malik??

Bro: He has enough issues to deal with... leave him for a moment...u know Pakistan's cricket team screwed up big time.. its such a shame even veena malik trying to take the advantage.

Poor woman...Veena malik...but bro.. she  was far too clever before some plastic surgeon reverse-engineered Rakhi sawant  and that mother fucker spoiled all the fun ending up with Veena malik... This is just a social experiment.. u can ignore it in peace.

Bro: Fuck ur explanation! I don't need your fuckin' explanation, man, I need my fucking action!

Me: Relax bro. Another tin of beer? some chicken kababs , perhaps? One day you will no longer care for Pakistan cricket team. Why not today?

Me:  Apparently something bad has happened somewhere. I'm gonna blame religion and go back to my recreation.

Bro: What do you do for recreation?

Me: ohh, the usual. I drink. I sleep.

Bro: God damn you drunkard.. get out of it for some time.. anyway Ms. Paris Hilton wanted to see you for two hours at half her rate. she has so attracted to your newly bought  juvenile domain name.

Me: That smoke factory?? She uses all banned substances dude. Don't attribute such  polluted souls to me before their PUC check done..Cancel the date. I'll have ample time to talk to her when we meet in hell.

Bro: Dude...Come on, you're being very un-Dude . you better go back to sleep..

You are going to die right now ! Courtesy Insurance firms.

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

It was a shrill shriek that would actually put Nirupa Roy in shame. It came from the room G was sleeping. I ran toward the room. And to help you guys imagine it better what i saw there, just click on the following link.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=344366789884

Anyways. So this is what happened.

Me: What in the name of Suresh Kalmadi, happened to you? What were you dreaming about?

G: Dude...

( Still gasping ..)

G: I Need my beer ..right now..

( After two beer cans down)

G: I am going to die.

D: What the fish ???  Why? what happened to you...I told you to drink only when there is no tomorrow...you drink because there is a tomorrow and you have to go to office. What did  the doctor tell you...How many months do you have? 

G: Fucker, not that. In the dream i saw i am going to die. I had a dream in a dream in a dream.

D: So what was 'Incepted' in your dream? 

G: Well, In the innermost dream i had a very young daughter and we were just hanging out in the 'Mela'. She was very chirpy and sweet and what not and suddenly ...Bam !! There is a giant book of John C Hull falls on my head and i am dead. I woke up in the second dream where I see my wife...

D: Hot ?

G: Like Shakeela in her 'Jawani' ! 

Me: Nice !

G: ...Anyway...she is standing behind me shit scared...and i imagined something like this might have happened.

...and Bam!! A giant kingfisher strong can falls on my head and I am dead!


G: And then i wake up to the first dream...I am in office doing the regular old "IF THEN ELSE" and bam


D: What fell now?


G: A stapler.


G: And i shout ...Nahiiiiiiiii..
D: Yea i heard that. 


D: Well, I dont know about the John C Hull and the beer can falling on your head making you dead ...I think Freud will also be confused trying explain the meaning of that, but one thing I know for sure that for your nightmares, the insurance firms are responsible.


D: I mean, yes their intentions were good ..you should have life insurance because your family needs it, not you, but somehow i don't like that they try to show the worst things that can happen to your family if you are dead. First the very thought dying is shit scary and then on top of that making us feel that you haven't saved / done anything worthwhile for your family which will stay after you are worm's food , makes us feel like a loser. 


G: BTW, How much money is good for the family when we are dead? And who defines that 'Good'? 

D: I dont know ...One crore... two?


G: What if you are survived by a hyper-spending, 'need-money-coz-new-louis-vouitton-bag-are-in-the-market' kind of a wife? Or a  'I-need-a-new-car-coz-its-the-second-year-of-the-college' kind of a son?

D: Ten crores?

G: They dont give that kind of insurance ...and even if they did the you have to pay the premium out of your ass!

D: Paying premium out of your ass is never a good idea.

G: Worse, if you are paying premium out of your ass and then you dont die?

D: Nothing can be worse than that.

G: Well, there are worse things than that ...like going for 'Inception' and not able to understand what the fuss was about?

D: Hey...that movie was the greatest movie ever made!...

G: Dude, you read the reviews and blogs and shit like that so that you can talk to your colleagues 'Hey, I understood it ! You didn't. You are lesser mortals' 

( Looking at the ground and softly speaking) 

D: It was a difficult movie.

G: ..Anyways...coming to the point...I was thinking...why do i need a Life insurance ..i am not married yet, My family has their own farms at home...they dont need it. You know what i need.

D: What? 

( G's Phone rings )

G: I know this number ...( Looks at me and says ) i will tell you what i need ...

( He puts the phone on speaker)

G: Yellow ! 

Telemarketer: Is this Mr "Beep" speaking?

G: Yes your holiness..   I am " the beep".how can I help you??,

TM: Hi sir, I am "Beep" speaking from "Beep" insurance company...Our company has launched a new ..

G: holy crap.. death messenger again


TM: look the The Beep..Now, you can either by this plan right away, or you can wait and listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to buy this plan.


G: I choose to die happily.. can I do that?? Listen "Beep" ...do you something called "Insurance against break ups or hangovers?"

TM: ..hehe

G: ..Dont laugh...i really need it ...You know i am serial commiter ..Yea...i fall in love to every other girl who comments on my blog or my Face book status...but the thing is that ..sooner or later she finds out the truth about me...that i drink beer like water, or I take bath on national holidays, or I have only 2 shirts, or I take supplement to increase my body mass..or worse ..I have fallen in love with the girl who commented below her comment...and then she breaks up with me...and i have to go through all the routine ...like drinking too much ...going out of station...renting new clothes to woo the next girl...they all cost me alot of money....so i was thinking if i can get an insurance against that. 

TM:  Are you really serious?

G: "Beep", you called me so many times...did i ever joke with you? No na...BTW how is your bitch?

TM: She is fine sir, gave birth to four odd colored puppies  blue, black, white, sepia.

G: Congratulations ! You own  Asian paints now.

( TM giggles )

TM : khi ..khi ..khi ..( Snort ..snort )...

G: Aww! I love that laughter of yours...

( Takes the phone of the speaker phone .. and walks toward the balcony)

G: So when are we meeting my "Koochie koochie Beepty Beep".....

That G is one charming rascal !

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

(We The dude brothers are optimists and strong believers of Murphy's epigram  "Anything can go wrong, will go wrong". So we were expecting Modi's Scam and it happened)

Bro: I dont want to watch T-20 world cup anymore.

Me: Why?

Bro: Whenever i see Yuvraj missing an offside good-length ball which could be driven for four by a 1 month old baby ...i feel this match is also fixed.
Me: hmm.

Bro: That Lalit modi has ruined the game for us.
Me: You are right...so lets go, kick his ass...just put down the beer can n make a move bro.

(We caught this  care free, cheerful, happy-go-lucky Dude "Modi" "Lalit Modi" at a spa when he was taking a much needed break.)

Bro: hey whats the occasion dood?? is it ur birthday?? u must b born to have a birth day!

Modi: sorry... no its not my birth day.

Me: Ok beautiful ladies, u guys may not b able to make ur next meeting with this dude, He is going on a journey, perhaps he will return soon. perhaps not. He may b gone forever.

Modi: Hey guys dont hurt me... plz drink the wine.....................

Me: hang on a second,  shouldn't we make some kind of  a toast?? hey bro why don't u think of a good one

Bro: To absent friends, bid losers, resigned ministers and lost god fathers, may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.

Me: u know dude...It is against all norms and all philosophical principles to remain happy and not messing with us. 

Modi:  Hey guys listen... you know how much I contributed to Indian cricket?? 

Bro: you son of a bitch...u cant even understand that u have reduced cricket to a commercial shit..Anyhow, coming back to IPL. Well, its dying a painful death watching those retard ads. If you dont believe me, just go see the super-idiotic DoCoMo break-up ad featuring an irritating couple or  another stupid ad Akshay kumar laughing like a rahul mahajan for some dumbass phone.

WTF is this anyway??  The Commentators  with IQs so less, that even those tiny white  Zoo-Zoos . at least they dont speak and yet make a point whereas these people just blabber 'citi moment of success' worse than an air hostess's announcement. Anyway i dont give a damn as long as My March- April month salary disappeared in to tax is not on spare.

Modi: Hey listen, Im coming up with a book so wht should I include in it??

Bro: Good God,  Time- eternal question...infact this is one of  the most profound question that engulfed our nation along with : 

1. Will Anandi (irritating damn kid- Balika vadhu fame) die or not? 

2. Will Rakhi marry the demon of stupidity of our age Rahul mahajan, to end this fucking swayamwara sagas??

hey  bro, get me another beer to answer these questions. Economy, inflation, national security can go to hell for the moment.. n now this ass-brained cheater's book is far important!

Modi: I wanted to prove my book  is more educating than these scripted reality shows and India TV types.

Me: I still had hopes that we Indians haven’t gone completely nuts, isn't IPL a biggest reality show?? 

Modi: hey guys... listen

Bro:  shut up...we had listened enough to your tweets..I have taken away all ur tweeting and speaking privileges. Now u just fucking shut-up.. OK??

Bro: you know what??.. your goddamn tweets more dangerous than the threat of nuclear bomb on the nation.. How do you think  we can  handle your book?? Frankly speaking  dude, you may even be a page 3 pseudo-intellectual but ultimately no-one will give  a shit if you are not an IPL and BCCI's bastard son.

Me: Bro, we are eligible for Max fucking mobile time out now?? lets get out of here before some talentless sports illiterates catch us for TV interview. 

Bro: seriously man... i just couldn't take Dannie Morrison moaning just out side a boundary line. He reminds me the lead actor of my favorite  'Just in the Line'. 

Me: Bro...this dude should occupy one of the top 3 slots in the list of ‘groups to be carpet bombed to death”.. the other two slots ofcourse goin to rahul-rakhi-swayamvar group and exponentially irritating Channel V VJ's. Don't worry  about feminists and human rights activists. I will think even more innovative ways to get rid of these dumb asses.

Bro:  No bro... As We  "the politically incorrect brothers" promised to our god-damn god-man nityanandswami,  We use only highly- hyped- failed - to - the- core  Mongoose bat to kick his ass in next half. 

(Imagine, Ravi Shastri is super excited n shouting like hell without any reason)

 Hello welcome back to the show, Well this is hard on Our friend Lalit  Modi after ruining the sport for 3 seasons , finally its the  twitter played the spoilsport. Targeting a minster in power isn't easy, still Modi tried hard and u see the next his ass being slapped repeatedly with mongoose bat to give a city moment of success to cricket and the nation.

Bro: There were lots and lots of stupidities floating around in this IPL but we "the dude brothers" dont give a damn to this shit , but my message to you prick is simple, loud and clear: dont mess with my favourite politician/sports man. @#$$%^&*()_+_)(*&^^%$%$###  Amen! 

The buck stops here.

(  This post contains many expletives, reader's discretion is advised ).

G: Dude, do you have 100 bucks?

Me: Nope ! I already told you i am not paying anything for your booze anymore. The buck stops here.

G: What the fuck man? First of all it was not for booze, it was for the food you had ordered and secondly you are not important enough or should i say idiot enough to use that phrase.

Me: What phrase?

G: "The buck stops here" phrase.

Me: Why?

G: Do you look like any of the following?

Me: I dont know about the first dude, but the second fellow is the one who was in finance and then thought "I have screwed the indian finance system enough ....time to screw the home ministry".

G: You jackass, the first one is the fellow by whose order the nuclear bomb was blown in the Japanese asses in WW II so that they understand, "America is the boss, Kicks ass, we just want sushi with some mustard sauce, some chicken fried rice ...two nintendo 60 ...from you guys..and yea ... no planes in our harbors". 

Me: Oh, yea. president Harry S. Truman.

G: Yes, thats right. One had the most powerful bomb in the history and said "The buck stops here", the other has the most powerful democracy in the world and said "I give up.....The buck stops here"

Me:  Yea whats the deal with him? I mean why did he say that "The buck stops here".

G: Well apparently he was taking the "Moral Responsibility" of the murder of 76 CRPF jawans by the maoist. He said "Some one has to take the responsibility, The buck shouldn't be passed around, the buck stops at me and i offer my resignation to the prime minister."

Me: So, in essence, he gave up.

G: Dude, why the fuck am i putting the words "Moral Responsibility" in quotes if you dont get the sarcasm. Shivraj patil resigned after the attack on Mumbai, Chidambaram offered his resignation after the attack on CRPF. If each time some fucking terrorist attacks india ( internally or externally ) and our home minister resigns how the hell are we going to solve this? If you cant handle the pressure then be a 12th man dont fucking try to open the innings.

Me: Maoist, for sure, are brain dead, starving people, who cant think of a better way to protest then to raise the guns and kill bunch of innocent CRPF jawans. But it freaking pisses me off to hear that the Home minister of the world largest democracy, A lawyer by education, and an MBA from freaking HARVARD gave up, rather than standing against them. 

G: This again proves that i wont be doing MBA, coz it essentially makes a pussy out of you.

Me: Idiot, its not about MBA, Mukesh ambani is also an MBA from HARVARD for heavens sake and he is the richest man in India.

Me: I am just saying that someone whose balls are made of the same constituents as of  Harry S Truman should say "The buck stops here". If not, please ...please....simply say "I Give Up".

G: hmm.....

( After 2 mins ...)

G: So, you actually dont have 100 Rs then?.

Dudes Day Out at Ashram

(Consider this as the first scene of movie Pulp Fiction where Vincent and Jules are going to shoot some guys who double crossed their boss, Dude: Jules, The Dude: Vincent...)

Dude: Hey Kid, is Mr. Self-Styled God-man available ?

Random guy: The master is in his study Sir, Please follow me.

G-Man: wow! what an unexpected surprise ?? Greetings to u, you who are not my children, Greetings. what do I owe to this visit?

The Dude: u son of a bitch...u know what do u owe to us...even if you do not owe anything to us.. still we take way your life.

The Dude:   hey G-man..u know what is this ?? (looking at his short gun)

G-Man: is this a mongoose .......??

The Dude: whoa-whoa-- wait a minute.. what the hell r u talking about??? We like animals..

Dude: not because of  animal right activists...  its because they taste gud. We dont use them to kick ur dumb ass...  ok??

G-Man: I am talking about mongoose bat, the animal in IPL-3.. have u guys seen matthew Hayden batting recently???

The Dude: Holy crap, thats the patented invention of our still bachelor brother Hanuman under the name of "Gada".  This poor- racist-uneducated auz monsters dont understand patent laws. Hey bro, ask our task-force to kick his ass for infringement of a patent.

Dude: but bro, this dude makes awesome barbeque. We can forgive him for our last maddu meal , rasam with barbeque at P.A. Chidambaram stadium.

The Dude:  Ummm..., I forgave him all that debt because my brother, dude, entreated me.

The Dude: dude, get the patent rights for this mongoose bat

Dude: hey bro, we r running out of time, we have to catch up an  ipl-3 match in I-max at 8pm.

The Dude: holycrap...i stopped watching IPL-3 just because of one irritating to death ad "Akshay Kumar- laughing like Rahul Mahajan" ad.

Dude: hey G-man, hasn't India laughed enough on his movies??

G-Man: I dont watch Hindi movies

Dude: bro lets finish this self-made god-man split personality first,

The Dude: dude G-man, this is part of ur sick amateur scandal, n now u dont tell me, she is taking care of ur fucking sick ass.

G-Man:  U lost in a world beyond ur understanding my dear son.

The Dude:  I don't want any more of that shit. Can u hear me, u God-man?  Can u fucking hear me??

Dude: hey G-Man, u just tell us, what the hell u were doing with that lady??

G-Man: I was doin my research, I am dreaming of a castle in the air, above the blue mountains ..  a castle made of clouds..

The Dude: Put the fucking gun to his ass and pull the trigger bro. Nobody's gonna know . Just you and me and God.

Dude: FYI G-man, this is not a mongoose bat, its a short gun with long handle, n thanks for your mongoose bat cancept, we would use it, if we found Lalit Modi's scandal.

God-man:  I do meditation and healing for the people. I want to heal their pain. I want to work for the mankind.

The Dude: Shut up... looking over the headlines and ur tape, I am not sensing any ethinic diversity, dont u think u shuold look into that??

G-Man: see my dear son... there are many different philosophies.

The Dude: if u talk about philosophy again, i will silent treatment ur ass into the ground, hope u understand what I mean??

G-Man:  my friend Bejan daaruwalla already laid out my future with is his super natural astrological skills.  Its already drawn and defined, the universe is conspiring against me  and the celestial bodies are not cooperating. I know u guys are part of it.

The Dude: who the hell is this "Bejan daaruwalla"?? is he "Malhotra Uncle's Kid"??

Dude: bro, he is the master of manipulation, he spoiled many of my friends love marriages with his stupid astrological concepts and Ganesha speaks spamming.

The Dude: whoa... the fat guy..with always double meanings and simple tricks.

Dude: yops, double meanings that are almost always correct because they cover all possibilities!

Dude: That dude even come up with your fortune too, Bro.

The Dude: what the hell did he say about me

Dude:  "You like to be decisive but sometimes you find it hard to make decisions."

The Dude: Sweet heavens...again a double meaning, incomplete statement, let me show him how easy I make my decisions ..

The Dude: take me to him in my next visit, lets kick his fortune cookies out of his fat ass.

Dude: bro. we are running out of time.

G-Man: See my dear son, Let me b frank,  I am 33 years old, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is ticking like my alarm clock,  and the way my followers list increasing, I ain't never getting married.

The Dude: u know G-man.. "There are two beings that are not Gods, that existed before humanity dreamed of Gods, that will exist after the last God is dead. the two beings are Me "The Dude"

 n my bro "Dude" ... Amen.

(my bro, blown up this self-styled god-man's ass)

Dude: Rest in peace troubled God-man, hope u don't dare  to mess with south angels again on heaven now... Amen.

My Conversation with God.

 Disclaimer 1: Do not read if you are religious fanatic, if you are not sure if you are a religious fanatic or not click here.

Disclaimer 2: Do not read below, baad mein mat bolna ki pehle nahi bataya.

20002026019: u thr?


 God_V2.0556: (idle)

 20002026019: Hellllllloooooooooooooo….

20002026019: Buzz !!

God_V2.0556: Yea Dude, I am here…sorry was away watching IPL…man that concept is awesome…wish I had thought of that before.

20002026019: What do you mean?

God_V2.0556: Well, if I had thought about that before the whole thing of Mahabharat wouldn’t have happened…if I had just….

20002026019: Dude…for a God…you sure do talk a lot..

 God_V2.0556: hehehehe !

God_V2.0556: I know …the earlier versions of mine were pretty quite…After a lot of user reviews…new, improved and twitter friendly version of mine was released.

20002026019: …Oh man! You too on twitter? …

God_V2.0556: Dood, It’s a necessity, how else will I increase my followers.

20002026019: Hmm…

20002026019: How many followers do you have?

God_V2.0556: Online or offline?

20002026019: Both.

God_V2.0556:Well, Online its close to 700, and offline the database was corrupted so ...dont have a count.

20002026019: What??

20002026019: Only 700, Thats too low...even Mohammad Kaif has more online followers than you do.

God_V2.0556: What should i do...apparently there are many God Already present on it..and if i tweet "I am the real God" ...i just get reply as ...
 "Yo!"
"Isn't that line from the blah metal album by blah singer"
"Raise you man hood, order viagra now."

20002026019: Anyways, i am bored...so..just buzzed just like that.

God_V2.0556: Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart - Psalm 37:4

20002026019: About that...if  i delight twice as much as I usually delight in the LORD and my desire double as i normally desire...... will it be Psalm 37x2:4x2 = 74:8 ? :D

God_V2.0556: Ha Ha! You are Funnnnnnnnnnyyyy !

God_V2.0556: BTW ( Yea, i too know SMS forms of words), Its annoying to hear that you buzzed because you were bored...you know...there was time when the Rishis and the Moonies used to pray like for hundreds of years, just for the glimpse of me?

20002026019: That was before Web 2.0 !

God_V2.0556: Yea, i know. I mean look at my name..i am God_V2.0556 for God sake ! ...no pun intended,

God_V2.0556: brb. (on call )

20002026019:k

God_V2.0556: What do you think, gold card or platinum one?

20002026019: ..just hang up the call.

God_V2.0556: Ok. Hey...BTW forgot to tell you ...big news man...we are also thinking of having an IPL up here, we will call it HnHPL,

20002026019: Really? But that sounds like a chemical formula.

God_V2.0556: No no, it stands for Heaven and Hell Premier League, that dude...Narad... he suggested it in our Annual meet of "Bored Gods and there Adventures" club.

20002026019: But why are you guys bored, don't you have things like Famine, earthquakes, floods etc to amuse yourself.

God_V2.0556: Yea we do, but you see, these things get only 5 minutes of airtime on the national and international news channels...they are all busy showing polls like "what should yuvraj wear to the party on Kings Eleven victory  a) Black shirt b) Blue shirt c) No shirt sms your answer to 2020202"...so...these so called "WRATH OF GODS " are of no use if they dont generate any fear for us and that INDRA dude, the party president of all the state level gods, is pretty pissed due to it. 

20002026019: But, you guys do have a 24 hour religious channels...why dont you broadcast your message through them.

God_V2.0556: Are you serious? Those channels are so damn (pardon my language, i have been watching too many hollywood movies), boring. I mean ...even i watch them when i am unable to sleep. I mean imagine some guy or worse a women, wearing saffron or dirty white or out-of-fashioned-nehru-sherwani, sitting on a gaudy yellow colored throne, with 3 black mikes infront of him, going on and on about the things that i have said that I dont even remember telling.

20002026019: May be YOU didn't say it, you are not the only one, there are 33 Crores like you, they might have said them.

God_V2.0556: Dude, I ask them daily, in the mess where we dine together, BTW, mess food sucks. No one remember saying stuff like that and we do have 'God Memory'.

20002026019: Hmm,...so what about the HnHPL?

20002026019: Who are the teams, their owners?

20002026019: Who will be playing from the satan side?

20002026019: u thr?

God_V2.0556: Sorry, got dc. Send the messages again...

20002026019: Dood, Match tied again....SUPER OVER time...TTYL!

God_V2.0556: TTYL.

20002026019: bbye, gn, sd.