My Conversation with God.

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Disclaimer 2: Do not read below, baad mein mat bolna ki pehle nahi bataya.

20002026019: u thr?


 God_V2.0556: (idle)

 20002026019: Hellllllloooooooooooooo….

20002026019: Buzz !!

God_V2.0556: Yea Dude, I am here…sorry was away watching IPL…man that concept is awesome…wish I had thought of that before.

20002026019: What do you mean?

God_V2.0556: Well, if I had thought about that before the whole thing of Mahabharat wouldn’t have happened…if I had just….

20002026019: Dude…for a God…you sure do talk a lot..

 God_V2.0556: hehehehe !

God_V2.0556: I know …the earlier versions of mine were pretty quite…After a lot of user reviews…new, improved and twitter friendly version of mine was released.

20002026019: …Oh man! You too on twitter? …

God_V2.0556: Dood, It’s a necessity, how else will I increase my followers.

20002026019: Hmm…

20002026019: How many followers do you have?

God_V2.0556: Online or offline?

20002026019: Both.

God_V2.0556:Well, Online its close to 700, and offline the database was corrupted so ...dont have a count.

20002026019: What??

20002026019: Only 700, Thats too low...even Mohammad Kaif has more online followers than you do.

God_V2.0556: What should i do...apparently there are many God Already present on it..and if i tweet "I am the real God" ...i just get reply as ...
 "Yo!"
"Isn't that line from the blah metal album by blah singer"
"Raise you man hood, order viagra now."

20002026019: Anyways, i am bored...so..just buzzed just like that.

God_V2.0556: Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart - Psalm 37:4

20002026019: About that...if  i delight twice as much as I usually delight in the LORD and my desire double as i normally desire...... will it be Psalm 37x2:4x2 = 74:8 ? :D

God_V2.0556: Ha Ha! You are Funnnnnnnnnnyyyy !

God_V2.0556: BTW ( Yea, i too know SMS forms of words), Its annoying to hear that you buzzed because you were bored...you know...there was time when the Rishis and the Moonies used to pray like for hundreds of years, just for the glimpse of me?

20002026019: That was before Web 2.0 !

God_V2.0556: Yea, i know. I mean look at my name..i am God_V2.0556 for God sake ! ...no pun intended,

God_V2.0556: brb. (on call )

20002026019:k

God_V2.0556: What do you think, gold card or platinum one?

20002026019: ..just hang up the call.

God_V2.0556: Ok. Hey...BTW forgot to tell you ...big news man...we are also thinking of having an IPL up here, we will call it HnHPL,

20002026019: Really? But that sounds like a chemical formula.

God_V2.0556: No no, it stands for Heaven and Hell Premier League, that dude...Narad... he suggested it in our Annual meet of "Bored Gods and there Adventures" club.

20002026019: But why are you guys bored, don't you have things like Famine, earthquakes, floods etc to amuse yourself.

God_V2.0556: Yea we do, but you see, these things get only 5 minutes of airtime on the national and international news channels...they are all busy showing polls like "what should yuvraj wear to the party on Kings Eleven victory  a) Black shirt b) Blue shirt c) No shirt sms your answer to 2020202"...so...these so called "WRATH OF GODS " are of no use if they dont generate any fear for us and that INDRA dude, the party president of all the state level gods, is pretty pissed due to it. 

20002026019: But, you guys do have a 24 hour religious channels...why dont you broadcast your message through them.

God_V2.0556: Are you serious? Those channels are so damn (pardon my language, i have been watching too many hollywood movies), boring. I mean ...even i watch them when i am unable to sleep. I mean imagine some guy or worse a women, wearing saffron or dirty white or out-of-fashioned-nehru-sherwani, sitting on a gaudy yellow colored throne, with 3 black mikes infront of him, going on and on about the things that i have said that I dont even remember telling.

20002026019: May be YOU didn't say it, you are not the only one, there are 33 Crores like you, they might have said them.

God_V2.0556: Dude, I ask them daily, in the mess where we dine together, BTW, mess food sucks. No one remember saying stuff like that and we do have 'God Memory'.

20002026019: Hmm,...so what about the HnHPL?

20002026019: Who are the teams, their owners?

20002026019: Who will be playing from the satan side?

20002026019: u thr?

God_V2.0556: Sorry, got dc. Send the messages again...

20002026019: Dood, Match tied again....SUPER OVER time...TTYL!

God_V2.0556: TTYL.

20002026019: bbye, gn, sd.