Bro: Dude.. wake up.. wake up dude...
Me: Whats wrong dude...wake me up when Ayodhya verdict overs
Bro: forget Ayodhya verdict dude... there are so many issues kicking so much ass here... u need to wake up right now dude... i have got very serious message to share...
Me: Holy crap?? tell me in fast forward mode..
Bro: while u were in deep sleep, all-Indians from all over world cried “Curruption of Kalmadi” in a voice that would drown out a thousand Himesh Resmia's. Everyone was violently outraged, protests overheated on Kalmadi's facebook wall n the dust settled on PM's linkedin profile.
Me: dude dude... wait a minute.. this case has been discussed already...I was about to kick kalmadi’s ass.. but i heard his ass started shitting money these days. So i postponed the plan.
Bro: C’mon dude.. did you check the news, CWG games screwed up completely, the athletics venue ran out of time, football venue did not achieve its goals and archery venue did not meet the target.
Me: dont worry dude... we have alternate venues... football will b shifted to Ayodhya and shooting to Jama Masjid. By the way what the hell media doing?
Bro: dude.. have u seen peepli live?? Aamir khan being a tough competitor for us.. he presented media in a ultimate sarcastic and more idiotic ways than us.
Me: Poor kid..leave him for the moment...you know dude, lot of violence is unjustifiable even in filmy life. He's got emotional problems with Sharukh and ChUlbuLL Pandey man...
Me: Whats wrong dude...wake me up when Ayodhya verdict overs
Bro: forget Ayodhya verdict dude... there are so many issues kicking so much ass here... u need to wake up right now dude... i have got very serious message to share...
Me: Holy crap?? tell me in fast forward mode..
Bro: while u were in deep sleep, all-Indians from all over world cried “Curruption of Kalmadi” in a voice that would drown out a thousand Himesh Resmia's. Everyone was violently outraged, protests overheated on Kalmadi's facebook wall n the dust settled on PM's linkedin profile.
Me: dude dude... wait a minute.. this case has been discussed already...I was about to kick kalmadi’s ass.. but i heard his ass started shitting money these days. So i postponed the plan.
Bro: C’mon dude.. did you check the news, CWG games screwed up completely, the athletics venue ran out of time, football venue did not achieve its goals and archery venue did not meet the target.
Me: dont worry dude... we have alternate venues... football will b shifted to Ayodhya and shooting to Jama Masjid. By the way what the hell media doing?
Bro: dude.. have u seen peepli live?? Aamir khan being a tough competitor for us.. he presented media in a ultimate sarcastic and more idiotic ways than us.
Me: Poor kid..leave him for the moment...you know dude, lot of violence is unjustifiable even in filmy life. He's got emotional problems with Sharukh and ChUlbuLL Pandey man...
Me: You suggest him to try and use sarcasm on daily soaps and reality shows also. Lots of fun there.
Bro: What the hell man.. I am sure its conspiracy to steal sunshine in my life..total fun robbery is going to happen. After CWG and Ayodhya verdict my life will become boring.. i need something to show my outrage dude...
Me: this outraging is old shit dude...people outrage. people laugh at the outraged. then people outrage at the people who laugh at the outraged. And then everyone forgets
Me: you dont worry, I guarantee you lot of fun through our spoiled brats... u dont worry about that... move on to an other message..
Bro: One of our crybaby made a serious claim “Malaria through migrants”
Me: who?? that ponytail kid?? Arindam chaudary ?? is he still busy thinking beyond IIT's IIM's??
Bro: no dude... he is busy thinking beyond UGC. this is by ours truely “Manoos Kid”.
Me: Oh god...I don't even understand half the shit what he talks about.. anyway I dont deal with PMS issues...u just recommend that asshole for Nobel peace prize.
Bro: have u heard latest Commonwealth anthem...
Me: dude dude...Rehman is not in our “to be joked” list.. we cant b critical about him man... our bloody bollyhood doesnt have any superman or spiderman... we have just rehman ..respect him dude .. by the way, why dont you show ur outrage on rehman malik??
Bro: He has enough issues to deal with... leave him for a moment...u know Pakistan's cricket team screwed up big time.. its such a shame even veena malik trying to take the advantage.
Poor woman...Veena malik...but bro.. she was far too clever before some plastic surgeon reverse-engineered Rakhi sawant and that mother fucker spoiled all the fun ending up with Veena malik... This is just a social experiment.. u can ignore it in peace.
Bro: Fuck ur explanation! I don't need your fuckin' explanation, man, I need my fucking action!
Me: Relax bro. Another tin of beer? some chicken kababs , perhaps? One day you will no longer care for Pakistan cricket team. Why not today?
Me: Apparently something bad has happened somewhere. I'm gonna blame religion and go back to my recreation.
Bro: What do you do for recreation?
Me: ohh, the usual. I drink. I sleep.
Bro: God damn you drunkard.. get out of it for some time.. anyway Ms. Paris Hilton wanted to see you for two hours at half her rate. she has so attracted to your newly bought juvenile domain name.
Me: That smoke factory?? She uses all banned substances dude. Don't attribute such polluted souls to me before their PUC check done..Cancel the date. I'll have ample time to talk to her when we meet in hell.
Bro: Dude...Come on, you're being very un-Dude . you better go back to sleep..
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