(We The dude brothers are optimists and strong believers of Murphy's epigram "Anything can go wrong, will go wrong". So we were expecting Modi's Scam and it happened)
Bro: I dont want to watch T-20 world cup anymore.
Me: Why?
Bro: Whenever i see Yuvraj missing an offside good-length ball which could be driven for four by a 1 month old baby ...i feel this match is also fixed.
Me: hmm.
Bro: That Lalit modi has ruined the game for us.
Me: You are right...so lets go, kick his ass...just put down the beer can n make a move bro.
(We caught this care free, cheerful, happy-go-lucky Dude "Modi" "Lalit Modi" at a spa when he was taking a much needed break.)
Bro: hey whats the occasion dood?? is it ur birthday?? u must b born to have a birth day!
Modi: sorry... no its not my birth day.
Me: Ok beautiful ladies, u guys may not b able to make ur next meeting with this dude, He is going on a journey, perhaps he will return soon. perhaps not. He may b gone forever.
Modi: Hey guys dont hurt me... plz drink the wine.....................
Me: hang on a second, shouldn't we make some kind of a toast?? hey bro why don't u think of a good one
Bro: To absent friends, bid losers, resigned ministers and lost god fathers, may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.
Me: u know dude...It is against all norms and all philosophical principles to remain happy and not messing with us.
Modi: Hey guys listen... you know how much I contributed to Indian cricket??
Bro: you son of a bitch...u cant even understand that u have reduced cricket to a commercial shit..Anyhow, coming back to IPL. Well, its dying a painful death watching those retard ads. If you dont believe me, just go see the super-idiotic DoCoMo break-up ad featuring an irritating couple or another stupid ad Akshay kumar laughing like a rahul mahajan for some dumbass phone.
WTF is this anyway?? The Commentators with IQs so less, that even those tiny white Zoo-Zoos . at least they dont speak and yet make a point whereas these people just blabber 'citi moment of success' worse than an air hostess's announcement. Anyway i dont give a damn as long as My March- April month salary disappeared in to tax is not on spare.
Modi: Hey listen, Im coming up with a book so wht should I include in it??
Bro: Good God, Time- eternal question...infact this is one of the most profound question that engulfed our nation along with :
1. Will Anandi (irritating damn kid- Balika vadhu fame) die or not?
2. Will Rakhi marry the demon of stupidity of our age Rahul mahajan, to end this fucking swayamwara sagas??
hey bro, get me another beer to answer these questions. Economy, inflation, national security can go to hell for the moment.. n now this ass-brained cheater's book is far important!
Modi: I wanted to prove my book is more educating than these scripted reality shows and India TV types.
Me: I still had hopes that we Indians haven’t gone completely nuts, isn't IPL a biggest reality show??
Modi: hey guys... listen
Bro: shut up...we had listened enough to your tweets..I have taken away all ur tweeting and speaking privileges. Now u just fucking shut-up.. OK??
Bro: you know what??.. your goddamn tweets more dangerous than the threat of nuclear bomb on the nation.. How do you think we can handle your book?? Frankly speaking dude, you may even be a page 3 pseudo-intellectual but ultimately no-one will give a shit if you are not an IPL and BCCI's bastard son.
Me: Bro, we are eligible for Max fucking mobile time out now?? lets get out of here before some talentless sports illiterates catch us for TV interview.
Bro: seriously man... i just couldn't take Dannie Morrison moaning just out side a boundary line. He reminds me the lead actor of my favorite 'Just in the Line'.
Me: Bro...this dude should occupy one of the top 3 slots in the list of ‘groups to be carpet bombed to death”.. the other two slots ofcourse goin to rahul-rakhi-swayamvar group and exponentially irritating Channel V VJ's. Don't worry about feminists and human rights activists. I will think even more innovative ways to get rid of these dumb asses.
Bro: No bro... As We "the politically incorrect brothers" promised to our god-damn god-man nityanandswami, We use only highly- hyped- failed - to - the- core Mongoose bat to kick his ass in next half.
(Imagine, Ravi Shastri is super excited n shouting like hell without any reason)
Hello welcome back to the show, Well this is hard on Our friend Lalit Modi after ruining the sport for 3 seasons , finally its the twitter played the spoilsport. Targeting a minster in power isn't easy, still Modi tried hard and u see the next his ass being slapped repeatedly with mongoose bat to give a city moment of success to cricket and the nation.
Bro: There were lots and lots of stupidities floating around in this IPL but we "the dude brothers" dont give a damn to this shit , but my message to you prick is simple, loud and clear: dont mess with my favourite politician/sports man. @#$$%^&*()_+_)(*&^^%$%$### Amen!
