G: Dude, do you have 100 bucks?
Me: Nope ! I already told you i am not paying anything for your booze anymore. The buck stops here.
G: What the fuck man? First of all it was not for booze, it was for the food you had ordered and secondly you are not important enough or should i say idiot enough to use that phrase.
Me: What phrase?
G: "The buck stops here" phrase.
Me: Why?
G: Do you look like any of the following?
Me: I dont know about the first dude, but the second fellow is the one who was in finance and then thought "I have screwed the indian finance system enough ....time to screw the home ministry".
G: You jackass, the first one is the fellow by whose order the nuclear bomb was blown in the Japanese asses in WW II so that they understand, "America is the boss, Kicks ass, we just want sushi with some mustard sauce, some chicken fried rice ...two nintendo 60 ...from you guys..and yea ... no planes in our harbors".
Me: Oh, yea. president Harry S. Truman.
G: Yes, thats right. One had the most powerful bomb in the history and said "The buck stops here", the other has the most powerful democracy in the world and said "I give up.....The buck stops here"
Me: Yea whats the deal with him? I mean why did he say that "The buck stops here".
G: Well apparently he was taking the "Moral Responsibility" of the murder of 76 CRPF jawans by the maoist. He said "Some one has to take the responsibility, The buck shouldn't be passed around, the buck stops at me and i offer my resignation to the prime minister."
Me: So, in essence, he gave up.
G: Dude, why the fuck am i putting the words "Moral Responsibility" in quotes if you dont get the sarcasm. Shivraj patil resigned after the attack on Mumbai, Chidambaram offered his resignation after the attack on CRPF. If each time some fucking terrorist attacks india ( internally or externally ) and our home minister resigns how the hell are we going to solve this? If you cant handle the pressure then be a 12th man dont fucking try to open the innings.
Me: Maoist, for sure, are brain dead, starving people, who cant think of a better way to protest then to raise the guns and kill bunch of innocent CRPF jawans. But it freaking pisses me off to hear that the Home minister of the world largest democracy, A lawyer by education, and an MBA from freaking HARVARD gave up, rather than standing against them.
G: This again proves that i wont be doing MBA, coz it essentially makes a pussy out of you.
Me: Idiot, its not about MBA, Mukesh ambani is also an MBA from HARVARD for heavens sake and he is the richest man in India.
Me: I am just saying that someone whose balls are made of the same constituents as of Harry S Truman should say "The buck stops here". If not, please ...please....simply say "I Give Up".
G: hmm.....
( After 2 mins ...)
G: So, you actually dont have 100 Rs then?.
